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APERTURE MESSENGER BAG

This lovely messenger bag was originally used internally to transport dangerous chemicals. This was standard protocol for about three years, until a pizza boy mistook one for his own messenger bag, brought it back into the city and inadvertently unleashed a short-term plague on the population. The pizza boy became something of a celebrity, and after people finished dying, they remarked upon how chic his messenger bag was, so Aperture began selling them commercially. Now you can own your own fashionable piece of history for just $69.99!

Rugged ballistic nylon messenger bag featuring interior laptop compartment and pockets, adjustable shoulder strap, as well as magnet & buckle closures.

Size: At the base 17" wide, 13" tall, 6.5" deep (Laptop compartment is: 16 x 10").


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MENS SHIRT

MEASUREMENT S M L XL 2XL 3XL
WIDTH 18" 20" 22" 24" 26" 28"
LENGTH 27" 28" 29" 30" 31" 32"

WOMENS SHIRTS

MEASUREMENT S M L XL 2XL 3XL
WIDTH 16.5" 17.5" 18.5" 19.5" 20.5" N/A
LENGTH 25" 26" 27" 28" 29" N/A

HOODIES

MEASUREMENT S M L XL 2XL 3XL
WIDTH 20.5" 21.5" 22.5" 23.5" 24.5" 25.5"
LENGTH 26.5" 27.5" 28.5" 29.5" 30.5" 31.5"

All measurements are listed in inches. Please visit our FAQ if you don't see your size listed.