PORTAL

BOOKENDS

These Portal bookends heighten the perceived intelligence, or PI, of your book collection by roughly 30%. For an increased level of PI, buy another set of bookends and bookend those bookends with your bookends. To reach a maximum level of PI, simply place the Portal 2 Collectors Edition Guide between these bookends. Additionally, wearing glasses and a sweater vest will give you a bonus PI of .7 and a perceived hipness, or PH, of 10%.

Made of shiny & durable aluminum
Non-slip rubber padding on bottom

Dimensions: 4" x 5" x 2.25" each


PRODUCT PRICE

$29.99



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MENS SHIRT

MEASUREMENT S M L XL 2XL 3XL
WIDTH 18" 20" 22" 24" 26" 28"
LENGTH 27" 28" 29" 30" 31" 32"

WOMENS SHIRTS

MEASUREMENT S M L XL 2XL 3XL
WIDTH 16.5" 17.5" 18.5" 19.5" 20.5" N/A
LENGTH 25" 26" 27" 28" 29" N/A

HOODIES

MEASUREMENT S M L XL 2XL 3XL
WIDTH 20.5" 21.5" 22.5" 23.5" 24.5" 25.5"
LENGTH 26.5" 27.5" 28.5" 29.5" 30.5" 31.5"

All measurements are listed in inches. Please visit our FAQ if you don't see your size listed.