PORTAL 2

APERTURE 1980S WHITE JOGGER

Although originally designed as a running jacket, this 1980s jogger became used almost exclusively as a way to prank people within Aperture. Scientists would wear this jacket and white pants, stand against any wall in the facility, and then pop out to spook people. This practice was officially suspended after the second spook-induced heart attack, although some employees still do it because it was simply too funny not to.

Aperture 1980s White Jogger.
Runs slightly smaller than sizing chart.

- 100% California Fleece cotton construction (Heather Grey contains 10% Polyester)
- Matching Nylon zipper; zips to top of collar
- Kangaroo pocket


PRODUCT PRICE

$44.99



SIZE

QUANTITY
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SIZING CHART

MENS SHIRT

MEASUREMENT S M L XL 2XL 3XL
WIDTH 18" 20" 22" 24" 26" 28"
LENGTH 27" 28" 29" 30" 31" 32"

WOMENS SHIRTS

MEASUREMENT S M L XL 2XL 3XL
WIDTH 16.5" 17.5" 18.5" 19.5" 20.5" N/A
LENGTH 25" 26" 27" 28" 29" N/A

HOODIES

MEASUREMENT S M L XL 2XL 3XL
WIDTH 20.5" 21.5" 22.5" 23.5" 24.5" 25.5"
LENGTH 26.5" 27.5" 28.5" 29.5" 30.5" 31.5"

All measurements are listed in inches. Please visit our FAQ if you don't see your size listed.