So, you just moved into a new apartment and you're having friends over. You want your new digs to show that you're intelligent, debonair – perhaps a bit mysterious – but you don't have a lot of cash to spend gussying up the place. Just purchase this Spy Portrait Poster, affix it to a string, and let it hang freely about a foot from the doorway so that it's the first thing your pals will see when they enter. Instruct them to look directly into Spy's eyes. Wait for roughly 6 minutes, as his psychic sophistication waves penetrate their brain meat, then ask them to leave. Repeat this process three times before you let them come into the apartment. They'll never doubt your savoir faire thereafter – guaranteed!

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