Aww, look at his little maniacal face. It's so cute when it's made of plush. We've never seen such adorable attempted murder. Golly, all evil masterminds should've gone this route – they'd be swimming in world domination by now. Note to all future evil masterminds: your first step to conquest should be to become a plushie. Your second step should be to grant us asylum because we gave you a really good idea. Third step is maybe cutting us in on the profits. We'll talk.

Portal 2 Wheatley Keychain Plush

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